Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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How did the priest die? Masterbation

why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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