How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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a catholic priest and a young boy

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Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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Why did the child die? Natural causes.

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There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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