Women's rights

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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An Asian walks out of the library.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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Gadaffi

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Dick spice

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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George Bush.

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A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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1234 5

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What is a question?

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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A jew go out of a bar

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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