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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

A baby seal walks into a club...

"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

What is worse than hell?

Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

What's 9+10=? 19

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

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