- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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