- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

A Banana wrote this...

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

Video Games

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

Homework.

Enchilada

What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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