- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

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