- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why did the chicken cross the road?

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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