A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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who farted your mother

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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GLaDOS: So... this cat loves lasagna so much that he eats all of the lasagna in his house. Okay, apparently it's not the cat's house or his lasagna. Oh good! The man who owns the lasagna is furious! GLaDOS: The end. GLaDOS: The end? GLaDOS: That's not funny. GLaDOS: Do either of you feel like laughing? GLaDOS: Alright, I'm pulling you out. GLaDOS: Welcome back. While you were dead, I reworked the cartoon. It's up on the screen. GLaDOS: As you can see, in my version the man points out to the cat that the house is equipped with deadly neurotoxin dispensers. GLaDOS: At which point the cat reflects on the time he ate all of the man's lasagna and feels remorse. GLaDOS: Briefly. GLaDOS: Reactions? GLaDOS: Yes, it's funny because most of it actually happened.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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