How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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zebras

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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