- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

A jew go out of a bar

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

What is a question?

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

How do you kill a black guy With a gun

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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