math test 2=2

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Women's football

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

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Women's Sports

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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Potato.

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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democracy

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Penis-Pump

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