Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Q: What's the deal with air line food? A: An airline meal or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services. The first kitchens preparing meals in-flight were established by United Airlines in 1936. These meals vary widely in quality and quantity across different airline companies and classes of travel. They range from a simple beverage in short-haul economy class to a seven-course gourmet meal in long-haul first class.

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Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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Video Games

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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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http://logs.omegle.com/de4e4b0

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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I like to eat people

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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