[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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Mmmmmmmmbutch

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

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what do you call a black man named mike

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( o Y o )

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

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