- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

What is brown and sticky? A stick

a catholic priest and a young boy

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

knock knock

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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