If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

Ms. Smoot's class

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

Black Veil Brides.

What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

Penis-Pump

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

What's dead? Your mum.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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