why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

wanna hear a joke. i do to

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

Hello

connor sucks

Knock knock Who's there My dick

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

Chuck Norris

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

K

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

Anti Joke

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