roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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FAP

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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OBAMA

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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Asians

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

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what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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Anti Joke

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