in the begining... god made some stuff

Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

Black Veil Brides.

Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

Women's football

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

memes

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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