a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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Men's rights.

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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http://Youtube.com/User/PeGamer22

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what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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baby loves lalma

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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