What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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There's no "i" in tim.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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