why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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What's 9+10=? 19

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What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

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Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

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What is worse than hell?

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Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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