- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

stop it ryan vallee

Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

You know what big feet mean? Big socks

A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

Q: What's the point? A: .

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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