- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

Society.

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

Penis-Pump

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

George Bush.

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

A fat boy walked into a party

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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