Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

Gestapo.

Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

Enchilada

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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