- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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Women's Rights

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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