whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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c+t+c?

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Good.

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

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Boobs are nasty!

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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