What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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