There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

A black man didn't walk into a bar

Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

Gadaffi

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

Derpy Hooves is retarded.

Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

Dear Board of education, so are we.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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