What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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c+t+c?

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Good.

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

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Boobs are nasty!

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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