- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do gay people eat?? food

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

lick my ballsack.... ok

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

Turn around.

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

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