What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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69, hahaha

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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Good.

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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