- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

how did little johnny die? i killed him

What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

What's up? A direction...

an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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