- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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