AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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