What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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whats long and black? a baton

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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No it isn't.

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If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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Q: What sucks? A: Straws

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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A Black Man walks into a bar...

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

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A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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rape that shit

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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