Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Boobs are nasty!

who farted your mother

What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

see ya

How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

Why did the bunny eat his food

dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

baby loves lalma

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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