What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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maddie latino

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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Woman's Rights.

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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hey bill!

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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