- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

That's Racist

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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