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Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

What time is it? 10:58

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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