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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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