- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

what do you call a black man named mike

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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