I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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Hello

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

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Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

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how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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FAP

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