- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

K

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

FAP

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

rape that shit

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

Asians

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

OBAMA

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

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