Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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rape that shit

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FAP

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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Asians

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

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what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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