How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

An asian loses to you in starcraft..

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

Why did the asian die? he was driving

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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