Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

Hi.

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

Yes. Just Yes.

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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