A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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Woman's rights.

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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