If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

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Do you need any assistance?

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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