Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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Womens rights

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

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OBAMA

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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asparagus

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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