Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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