Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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