Agricultural production fell significantly.

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

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What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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