How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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A Banana wrote this...

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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