- Anti Joke

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

Knock knock Who's there My dick

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

wanna hear a joke. i do to

There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

Hello

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.