- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

whos gay? you are

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