- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

women

What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

Ass

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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Womens Rights.

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

A seal walks into a club.

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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