- Anti Joke

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

-1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

I like to eat people

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

Your Mom

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??