what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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