What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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What is worst than a worm in your apple, the holocaust and everything else? Finding me in your bed (or your mother screaming "help please, no wait its too good I will endure the pain") Rather than Santa`s presents for X-mas. Your friendly Neighborhood and Future ONE AND ONLY EMPEROR R*pist Moral Man:: X-mas is a great way of putting it, after all it is your kind that X-ed Christ... ...As for your mother/sister/Infant/ screaming... Don`t worry, I will come for you too when I am done, it might take a while to violate someone to death though so be patient, because you might end up as a patient... Hahahaha! If you are really FUCKlNG LUCKY!

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ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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.""-. |a a \ \ / | '-') ; _/ /_ .'/ ; '. / / |'. \ | | '._\ | | | | | \ \_ _.// jgs '._`""`_.' `""`

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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