Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

A black man didn't walk into a bar

Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

Derpy Hooves is retarded.

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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