What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

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Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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stop it ryan vallee

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i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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You know what big feet mean? Big socks

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why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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