What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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c+t+c?

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Good.

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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Anti Joke

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