- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

Will you marry me?

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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