Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

c+t+c?

What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

Good.

roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

ha.

Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

Lil' Wayne

How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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