Why was Timmy sad?

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

An asian loses to you in starcraft..

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Chuck Norris died.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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