An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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