- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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