- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

Cows go moo.

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

How did th-A fridge.

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

What is big and white, not the moon CC

Gadaffi

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Dick spice

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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