Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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Women's Sports

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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BWAT

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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