Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

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weiner? balls

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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