Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

What is Earth made out of? Earth

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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