- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

math test 2=2

want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

What abou three times

why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

Two women were sitting quietly.

Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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